Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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