Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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