- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's blue? The sky.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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