- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

there once was a black man who played basketball

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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