Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Where are you going Your house

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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