- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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