- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Roses are flowers.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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