- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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