I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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