- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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