Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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