- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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