What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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