- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

France had one revolution

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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