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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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