They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Tall asians

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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