What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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