- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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