What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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