- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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