- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You know what's funny? Rape

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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