Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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