What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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