An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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