3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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I C U P White stuff

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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