Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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girls basketball

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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