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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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