- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Communism hehe xd

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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