- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

You are joking right?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's my tractor?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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