- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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