- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How old is victor? Half past dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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