THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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