How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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