Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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