A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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