why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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womens rights.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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