- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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