- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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