Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

James Patrick Campbell

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

hard cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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