A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I agree to the terms and conditions

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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