I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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