Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

There's my tractor.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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