- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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