- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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