I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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