Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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