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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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