- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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