- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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