How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Can anyone Lenin money?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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