- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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