- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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