why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Pianos.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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