An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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