- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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