- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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