A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Women's Rights

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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