- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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