- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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