Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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