- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

this is not a drill.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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