- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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