did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Your adopted

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Anti Joke

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