Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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your face

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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