- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What comes after 69? 70

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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