- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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