- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

the sky is green no it is not

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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