- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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