- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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