- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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