What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what is red white and blue? the french flag

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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