- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a lamp?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

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