2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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