- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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