- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Im about to rewrite History....... History

guess what? bannanas

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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