- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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