What is 33 + 1? Penis

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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neil likes pube toast

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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