- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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