- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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