- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why so serious ?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What is better than tissues? Correct!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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