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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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