- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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