What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

nolan is gay

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A Fat Kenyan

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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