Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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