- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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