- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

poopy is poopy

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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