- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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