You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Maths.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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alert('The Game')

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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