- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Tony Romo

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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