- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock It's open, come in

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

say it ten times fast: oh

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Who is big and stupid My brother

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Your Mom The End.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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