What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are flowers.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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