Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A American seeking into mexico

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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