Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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ur gey

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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