What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

guess what>? your mum lol

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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