What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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