A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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i like turtles

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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