- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

women's rights

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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