- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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