- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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