Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

LeBron in the fourth quarter

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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