- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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