- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A house comes around the corner.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

hey hey apple

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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