- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

binladin walks into the american seals

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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