roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What rhymes with milk...milf

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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