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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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