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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

I have a horse.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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