Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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