What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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My spelling is horrible

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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