What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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David Cameron

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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You idiot.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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