Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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woman's rights

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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