Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Ms Leong Sux

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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