What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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