- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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