My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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nothing

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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=3

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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