- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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