What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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