- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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