Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Black people in Camden NJ.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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