- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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