knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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