- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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