- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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