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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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