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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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