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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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