- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

No soap radio

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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