- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

will you like this joke my sources say no

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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