- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

what has genitial warts? me

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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