What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Women's rights

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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So a bar walks into a man...

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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