why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

VITAMIN C!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Poker face

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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