A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Golf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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