Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Guess what? I like trains.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

the sky is green no it is not

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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