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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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