- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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