- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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