Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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The Oakland Raiders

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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