Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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