- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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