- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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