- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A man died.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

God is real.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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