How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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