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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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