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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock, knock. Come in.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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