why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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