Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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swag

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Weaner

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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this website is a bad joke

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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