- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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