Justin beiber..

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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