- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

hi mom

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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