- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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