Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Knock Knock Who's there

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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