- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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