- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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