- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You know what's natural? Bears.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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