- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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