Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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womens rights.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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