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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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