- Anti Joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.