Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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