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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

what do you call a black chef glendon

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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