- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That is so fetch

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Dyslexia ruels!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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