Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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