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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby