- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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