- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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