What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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