Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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