- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Good job, son.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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