Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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