- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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