A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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