- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Once, I went to Peru.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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