A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

The New York Giants

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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