Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Barack Obama.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Death by kayak

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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