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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do I hate? people

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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