A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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