What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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