How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Potassium? K.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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