How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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