- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Immigration Laws

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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