- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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