- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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