- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

all these jokes are horrible now

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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