- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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