A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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