- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

womens rights

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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