What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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