- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are red, yup.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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