- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I'm Polish.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Yellow People !!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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