A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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