What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A cat playing laser tag.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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