- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Barack Obama.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

if you don't like this you're gay

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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