A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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