Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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guess what? bannanas

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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