- Anti Joke

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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