- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Please ignore this statement.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Beka has AIDS

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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