- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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