Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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