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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

knock knock come in !

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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