Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Okay.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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