- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

. . I am a whale

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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