- Anti Joke

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.