A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Anti Joke

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