Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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