Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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