- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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