Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A Mormon walks into a bar

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Feminism

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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