- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??