- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

You idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock Come in

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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