- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Good job, son.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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